Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everyone Else Too:
Shopping for your mother or brother or daughter or husband or pet parakeet or sworn enemy this year? Torn between the latest in thermonuclear weaponry or that nifty auto-roasting coffee maker, between Fifty Shades and Tarantino and wholesome family fun? Fear not! Now you can get it all in one easy bundle guaranteed to provide hours of hilarious, creepy, puzzling entertainment to even the most discerning, mercurial reader.
That’s right. The Lantham Holiday Bundle is here!
Five entire books featuring my very own vaunted voyeur of neo-noir, the deranged detective with insurmountable insomnia and adroit alliterative abilities! The Clarke Lantham Mysteries will advise and accompany you in any conceivable situation. For example:
Having trouble with your IVF provider?
He’s got that covered in And Then She Was Gone.
Stuck with relatives through the holidays and wish they’d just die? He’ll show you how to cope in A Ghostly Christmas Present.
Still pining for your ex on long winter nights?
Solved and sorted in Smoke Rings. Next case, please.
Worried about international relations or alien abductions?
Lantham gets to the bottom of what’s really going on in Silent Victor.
Ever wonder if you can really trust your best friend?
You won’t after seeing what happens in He Ain’t Heavy.
With adventures to suit any occasion, Lantham is truly the best holiday companion you could wish for. Lurid without being nasty, suspenseful without being gimicky, hilarious without being tasteful, his wry wit and stubborn nobility will leave you gasping, laughing, breathless for more (and secure in the knowledge that, however poorly life treats you, it could be a whole lot worse. You could be Lantham).
Order now, and receive all five paperbacks for the price of four–and, since shipping takes a while, you’ll also get all five ebooks free, in the format of your choice, to enjoy right away. An $80 value for $50.
After a childhood in academia, J. Daniel Sawyer declared his independence by dropping out of high school and setting off on a series of adventures in the bowels of the film industry, the venture capital culture of silicon valley, surfing safaris, bohemians, burners, historians, theologians, adventurers, climbers, drug dealers, gangbangers, and inventors before his past finally caught up to him.
Trapped in a world bookended by one wall falling in Berlin and other walls going up around suburbia and along national borders throughout the world, he rediscovered his deep love of history and, with it, and obsession with predicting the future as it grew aggressively out of the past.
To date, this obsession has yielded over thirty books and innumerable short stories, the occasional short film, nearly a dozen podcasts stretching over a decade and a half, and a career creating novels and audiobooks exploring the world through the lens of his own peculiar madness, in the depths of his own private forest in a rural exile, where he uses the quiet to write, walk on the beach, and manage a production company that brings innovative stories to the ears of audiences across the world.
For news and free stories, sign up for his occasional newsletter. Or find his contact info, podcasts, and more on his home page at http://www.jdsawyer.net
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Else Too:
right. The Lantham Holiday Bundle is here!
that covered in And Then She Was Gone.
international relations or alien abductions?
suit any occasion, Lantham is truly the best holiday companion you could wish for. Lurid without being nasty, suspenseful without being gimicky, hilarious without being tasteful, his wry wit and stubborn nobility will leave you gasping, laughing, breathless for more (and secure in the knowledge that, however poorly life treats you, it could be a whole lot worse. You could be Lantham).