When your ass is on the line, they’ll kick it off!

They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment.
That’s right! Whether you’ve got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours.

In a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob’s Amazing Ass-Saving Association.

They’ll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!

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Other Books In This Series

Suave Rob’s First Awesome Adventure!
Suave Rob’s Third Awesome Adventure!