The bad guys want the Hardison twins, and to keep them safe from a fate more bogus than taxes Suave Rob must go to the kinds of length that make even the world's most awesome adrenaline junkie cringe.
But prevail he must, because when bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day!
The author of Ideas, Inc. and The Clarke Lantham Mysteries brings you hilarious gonzo adventure in the 24rd centuryMore info →
They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment.
That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours.
Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association.
They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!